ReTRIeVIA

:: trivia retrieved ::

Getting stoned (2)

It is Christmas time and the church is having a Christmas party. The Sunday School children have spent weeks practising for a performance depicting the first Christmas. To celebrate the occasion the pastor, in the true spirit of Christmas, even invited a notoriously crotchety old grandfather (OK, OK, you can call him Tan Wee Kiat) to the performance.

After seeing the performance, the pastor asked the old man his impression of the show.

What did the old man say?

Old man: What a lousy show. The children can’t act at all. The boy acting the part of Joseph was not speaking clearly. The girl acting the part of Mary was giggling all the time. And the Three Wise Men – they look anything but wise. The children are completely mis-cast. And (smirking) what do you think, Pastor?

Pastor: Oh! I was thinking, “He who is without sin may stone the cast first”.

Re-trievia recalled: Excerpts from Year 2003/ 2004
Tan Wee Kiat

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Written by Ivan Chew

28 January, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Posted in Year 2003/ 2004

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